Pros And Cons Of Being A Short-Ass Female
I'm a small person with a huge personality... Haha, If I had £1 for every time I've said that I'd be sat on a private island somewhere exotic!
Being small isn't always a bad thing. sometimes it is, but to be honest, I don't actually come across struggles everyday, unlike these videos you come across on social networks stating that "issues that every short girl faces every day" NO WE DON'T! Here are the pros and cons of being a short-ass!
PROS
Sometimes, not often, we can shop in the kids section!
Jeans last longer because the more they get washed, the better they fit. No 3/4 jeans for us, YEYYYYY!
We have the best figures because everything seems squashed down.
We NEVER have to duck down, like, anywhere!
We are REALLY good at hide and seek.
No one suspects the short girl did it.
We get to stand on units and other fun things.
We get to ask the hot guy in the super market to pass us an item off the top shelf.
We don't have far to fall if we, well, fall?
We can sneak through anywhere.
"You maybe a giant to me but my head is in the right place to cause some serious damage"
We are the perfect height for "forehead kisses"
We have small feet, which means cheaper shoes, which also means more money for another pair of shoes!
We never have to suffer with the "too tall" situation.
Bed's were literally made with us in mind.
CONS
We can't reach the top shelf/unit.
We can't kiss our partners without going on tiptoes.
Dresses which should be knee length often run to our ankles.
Maxi dresses are just way toooo long, yet make us look even shorter than we are!
We have short legs.
We have to run to keep up with people.
We get bullied. A LOT!
There we go, the pros and cons that I personally feel like are most important. The one con that really drives me insane is bullying. So what if we are short. It may be in our genes, it may just be the fact we felt like stopping growing at the age of 12. Or it may be the fact that we have a defect. What gives people the right to constantly point it out to us? Fair enough, friends messing about or taking the mick out of each other and having a laugh, that's different. but when it comes to something that will stick with us for life and when someone is genuinely trying to hurt your feelings, it's just the worst thing to hit us with. Just because it's visible and an "easy target". The truth is, it's not an "easy target" at all. We are proud to be small, we love it. So get used to it world, being short, really is great and it really is a kick in the shin for those who care enough to point it out.
Rant = over.
-Beth xox
Being small isn't always a bad thing. sometimes it is, but to be honest, I don't actually come across struggles everyday, unlike these videos you come across on social networks stating that "issues that every short girl faces every day" NO WE DON'T! Here are the pros and cons of being a short-ass!
PROS
Sometimes, not often, we can shop in the kids section!
Jeans last longer because the more they get washed, the better they fit. No 3/4 jeans for us, YEYYYYY!
We have the best figures because everything seems squashed down.
We NEVER have to duck down, like, anywhere!
We are REALLY good at hide and seek.
No one suspects the short girl did it.
We get to stand on units and other fun things.
We get to ask the hot guy in the super market to pass us an item off the top shelf.
We don't have far to fall if we, well, fall?
We can sneak through anywhere.
"You maybe a giant to me but my head is in the right place to cause some serious damage"
We are the perfect height for "forehead kisses"
We have small feet, which means cheaper shoes, which also means more money for another pair of shoes!
We never have to suffer with the "too tall" situation.
Bed's were literally made with us in mind.
CONS
We can't reach the top shelf/unit.
We can't kiss our partners without going on tiptoes.
Dresses which should be knee length often run to our ankles.
Maxi dresses are just way toooo long, yet make us look even shorter than we are!
We have short legs.
We have to run to keep up with people.
We get bullied. A LOT!
There we go, the pros and cons that I personally feel like are most important. The one con that really drives me insane is bullying. So what if we are short. It may be in our genes, it may just be the fact we felt like stopping growing at the age of 12. Or it may be the fact that we have a defect. What gives people the right to constantly point it out to us? Fair enough, friends messing about or taking the mick out of each other and having a laugh, that's different. but when it comes to something that will stick with us for life and when someone is genuinely trying to hurt your feelings, it's just the worst thing to hit us with. Just because it's visible and an "easy target". The truth is, it's not an "easy target" at all. We are proud to be small, we love it. So get used to it world, being short, really is great and it really is a kick in the shin for those who care enough to point it out.
Rant = over.
-Beth xox
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