My Top 5 Pairs Of Shoes | Shoeaholics Anonymous ✿
If you are anything like me and you just love shoes then you need to join my Shoeaholics Anonymous Club. I am addicted to buying new shoes. It's an unhealthy obsession. But hey, every girl needs shoes, right? Just like every boy needs 10 pairs of football boots.
As obsessed with shoes as I am, I steer myself away from all the designer pairs, because I know for a fact that I will just blow every single penny I have on several pairs of Jeffrey Campbells.
ANONYMOUS 1 - has an attitude problem
"Sup' am Creeper. Am black soft suede with silver studs and detailing, I have a thick 2" soul, so I am very difficult to get through to. Everyone always looks at me in a funny way, because I have studs all over me. Am very stylish and am 'ere to clean up my act and make my relationship with Frilly Sock stronger! Cheers man."
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 2 - has a slight lisp
"Hey guyth! I'm worn out Canvath Pumpth. I'm into thingth like thportth and thience and thuff. I am thuch a comfort on the thoulth of feet! My only problem ith that I am tho worn out and run down, I have holeth in me, I maybe imperfect but my owner cannot get enough of me! I am here to be able to continue my life ath weak ath I may be!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 3 - is a posh tottie
"Hello darling ducklings! My name is Angie Ankle Boots. Darling, I am so elegant and graceful, perrrrrfect for Autumnal weather. My dear, I have rrravishing gold detailing and a delightful lace up front. However, when I do like to get down to business I have a black easy in zipper down the inside of my body. I, darling, will match perfectly with anything and I am work on most weekends and evenings. I am here to premote shes like myself and show how wooonderful autumn boots are. I am simply fabulous!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 4 - is a raver
"Hey hey heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm Susie Sandal, I am metallic and bright! I have a platform soul which makes me tall and the number one choice after heels. With my holographic silver straps, I am ready to party or wear for fun. I match with most outfits and I'm super comfy, you know?! I look super cute with frilly socks, she and I are the best of friends! Anyway, I'm here to bring back the raves man!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 5 - is chilled out
"Alright? I'm Plumpy Plimsoles and i'm chilled out to the max man. I have a perfect wife, she tha same as me man. I'm an easy kind of slip on guy, you need to run to the shops? Slip me on and I'll be there for the ride dude. I'm a comfort and I like to hug feet man. Am here because I can be."
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
There you have it! My Shoeaholics Anonymous. I hope you enjoyed this years session, I will be in touch when the next session will commence.
Disclaimer - non of these photos have been taken professionally. This post is NOT in any way, shape or form sponsored.
As obsessed with shoes as I am, I steer myself away from all the designer pairs, because I know for a fact that I will just blow every single penny I have on several pairs of Jeffrey Campbells.
ANONYMOUS 1 - has an attitude problem
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 2 - has a slight lisp
"Hey guyth! I'm worn out Canvath Pumpth. I'm into thingth like thportth and thience and thuff. I am thuch a comfort on the thoulth of feet! My only problem ith that I am tho worn out and run down, I have holeth in me, I maybe imperfect but my owner cannot get enough of me! I am here to be able to continue my life ath weak ath I may be!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 3 - is a posh tottie
"Hello darling ducklings! My name is Angie Ankle Boots. Darling, I am so elegant and graceful, perrrrrfect for Autumnal weather. My dear, I have rrravishing gold detailing and a delightful lace up front. However, when I do like to get down to business I have a black easy in zipper down the inside of my body. I, darling, will match perfectly with anything and I am work on most weekends and evenings. I am here to premote shes like myself and show how wooonderful autumn boots are. I am simply fabulous!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 4 - is a raver
"Hey hey heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm Susie Sandal, I am metallic and bright! I have a platform soul which makes me tall and the number one choice after heels. With my holographic silver straps, I am ready to party or wear for fun. I match with most outfits and I'm super comfy, you know?! I look super cute with frilly socks, she and I are the best of friends! Anyway, I'm here to bring back the raves man!"
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
ANONYMOUS 5 - is chilled out
"Alright? I'm Plumpy Plimsoles and i'm chilled out to the max man. I have a perfect wife, she tha same as me man. I'm an easy kind of slip on guy, you need to run to the shops? Slip me on and I'll be there for the ride dude. I'm a comfort and I like to hug feet man. Am here because I can be."
(all together) "Together we will achieve anything."
There you have it! My Shoeaholics Anonymous. I hope you enjoyed this years session, I will be in touch when the next session will commence.
Disclaimer - non of these photos have been taken professionally. This post is NOT in any way, shape or form sponsored.
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